You've been cryogenically frozen...

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You've been cryogenically frozen...

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?

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Aivery 7

Answer 1

Anybody got a joint and a donut?

Answer 2

Can I get a cup of coffee with cream and sugar, and a smoke?

Answer 3

Is there any music that does not suck?

Answer 4

Where's the bathroom??

Answer 5

[Looks Around, sees a shining, idyllic and extensively permacultured metropolis]

"So, I guess women run the earth now, huh?"

Answer 6

Can you get this tube out of my ass?

Answer 7

Is Trump dead yet?

Answer 8

Why are my nipples so hard?

Answer 9

Where’s the restroom?

Answer 10

Can you get me some Stones tickets?

Answer 11

Why do I smell so bad.

Answer 12

It would be actually very interesting to learn if that person could confirm that having been dormant for that long it was like a second in time.

Answer 13

Have we returned the power to the people instead of a select few greedy rich people and have we made it to Mars?

Answer 14

Did Ewan McGregor reprise his role as Obi Wan the Obi Wan movie?

Answer 15

Do you have a blanket?

Answer 16

So what do i do with these clam shells ???

Answer 17

Can I get a Pepsi please? And I can't believe I'm saying this, but, with ice.

Answer 18

How's that sea-level thing working out for you, Florida?

Answer 19

100 more years, please?

Answer 20

You still speak English?

Answer 21

What year is it?

Answer 22

Where is my cat?

Answer 23

Where do you keep the instant coffee?

Answer 24

I try to hijack a Starship, I'm thinking the USS Cordoba.

Answer 25

What time is it? I have an appointment.

Answer 26

I will like a test run of my private parts. Pronto, ASAP. Way Overdue.


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