Let's do some body talk so I can make you scream "oh spaghetti monster oh yes".. lmao..
Pick Your Target... stand next to her... Yell out loud... without spilling your drink "god Damned What a Man Need to Do Here To Get Laid?" if she don't walk away... you found a trooper, but you may have to act quick, she may not show any patience. I remember a comedian had this funny bit that teenager boys penis was always erect and asking the question "When? When?"... The very, very Sad thing is that teenager girls vagina was always moist and saying "Now, Now". But They Could Never Hear Each Other and Teenagers Never Talked About It. I thought it was hilarious. Pardon previous language.
Hey, is your name Mary? Let’s go back to my place and I’ll summon Yahweh?
Please no pick up lines guys. LOL. Just dealt with 2 Nigerian scammers here.
I haven’t gotten that here, but ive seen it in other sites.
That sucks. It makes it tough for those of us who really are Nigerian princes and have $50m to smuggle out of the country. PM me for details.
Easy to deal with. Tell them to take $10,000 off the top for themselves and mail you the rest.
don't worry no one thinks you're a scammer-wasn't a prince-they steal anyone's identity and romance online.
Damn - some people have all the luck !
Try "didn't we go to different high schools together?" Women just LOVE to be confused...if she doesn't get it you might have a clue as to whether she's religious or not. Best I could do on short notice...
That would definitely get a laugh from me! It's got a certain Stephen Wright-esque ring to it...