Lol too funny!

I reported my car as missing to the car park security..as tired as I was those last days of a night shift.. I still remembered where I had parked my car...

They rolled back CCTV footage..and to my tired bemused eyes they showed my car reversing out of the space on it's own ..meandering through 4 rows of parked cars..then coming to a complete stop in a car park space on the other side neatly parking itself rather better then I would.

The security team were all, like me,..scratching their heads trying to figure out the miraculous odds of the rogue car missing every single parked car..went all over the place in a large arc..and hit nothing..not a scratch to anyone or any car..

All because I was so tired I left the handbrake down....

????

Sleep with my clothes on. Did it drunk too. So... Being retired, no longer feel tired much. But I recall about 4, 5 years ago. Purchasing a table with a drawer for one purpose only... store or put my keys and my wallet. About a 2 weeks later I couldn't find my wallet. I searched for my wallet over 2 hours hard, very hard in my room. I drove 30 minutes away to the place were I picked up my daughter and searched every inch were I stepped over there... I interrogated hard the 2 dogs living in my place. About 6 hours into the ordeal after my car and the whole apartment was searched more than twice. I looked to that table and asked that dreaded question... did I opened and looked in the drawer? I hope I learned my lesson.