I always thought my high, round butt was proof of having African heritage.
We all have African Heritage, see National Geographic and search for Spencer Wells. Has researched this very fact.
There is no dime. I was joking about the tightness of the jeans.
Last August, I helped a friend, Kami, with her giant yard sale. At six feet tall, Kami has 18-year-old twins (boy and girl) who are 6' 5" and 6' 1". Her older son, age 20, is 6' 6".
Obviously, her long-legged teens grew like weeds. Hence, the yard sale. On the third day, I was folding and organizing her daughter's leftover clothes.
"Look at how tiny and low-cut these jeans are!" I called, holding them up. "No wonder they didn't sell."
"They would fit you," Kami said."No way!" I replied. "They're size 3. I wear size 4."
Kami lovingly bullied me into trying them on. Wearing the jeans, I slithered out of the house, embarrassed.
"It's like being in a vise," I moaned. "Too tight! I must look awful from behind."
"Turn around," Kami ordered. I did. "What do you think?" I asked, cringing. Turning, all of the woman looked at my butt. I wanted to die.
"You look wonderful!" the women exclaimed in unison.
"You're putting me on," I replied, unconvinced.
As I walked away to change clothes, Kami took this photo with her I-phone to convince me I look good. She made me take the jeans home.
Haven't worn them since. When dates ask me to wear them, I laugh. "They are so tight, I couldn't eat dinner."
May I compliment you on how you look in those jeans
@t1nick
Thank you, Nick. I appreciate it.
If you have it flaunt it. Believe it or not I do not tend to look at buts, I am a hair man, for some reason I like women who have dark long hair. Married two blonds, figure that out.
I truly think your hot in those jeans and I bet you are still hot in a size 4...I’m a butt man and yours is very sexy WoW
@Ronny
I'm 64. Since age 21, years of exercise have built leg and butt muscles. As a classic Ectomorph body type, I have trouble gaining muscle and weight.
In 2017, I set a personal record by hiking 326 miles with 63,210 feet of elevation gain (and loss.) In the winter, we keep going on snowshoes and micro-spikes.
Also love weightlifting and running. Running feels like flying!
Use it or lose it.
Still looking..no dime yet....feeling kind of giddy though..
Hitchens,
There is no dime. That was a joke.
@LiterateHiker
If I had scrolled down the page I would have realised..but I was busy looking for the dime.
LOL not a bad posterior there Kathleen
@Qualia
Thanks. Kathleen
@LiterateHiker ? yikes I'm sorry! Fixed it. Thank you for calling me out ?