As a die-hard Trump supporter, you may feel you’re at a disadvantage when it comes to arguing with folks on the other side. After all, they’re usually more educated. They read stuff and know a lot. They use subtle reasoning that’s hard for you to follow. They see shades of gray while you see only red and blue.

But don’t worry. You need only two responses to counter any criticism of Trump or his policies. They are:

“Fake news!”
or

• “What about … [Hillary, Obama, Bill Clinton, the Democrats, etc.]?”*

Let’s see how it works:

“Trump’s policies are separating young children from their parents and putting them in cages.”

    “Fake news!”*
            or
    *“What about Obama.?”*

“There’s more and more evidence that Trump’s team did in fact collude with the Russians.”

    *“Fake news!”*
            or
    *What about Hillary?”*

“Trump paid hush-money to Stormy Daniels.”

    “Fake news!”*
            or
    “What about Bill Clinton.?”*

“Trump and his administration are using their positions to make money.”*

    “Fake news”*
            or
    “What about Hillary?”

“Trump is undermining our democratic norms and institutions.”*

    *Fake news”*
            or
    “What about the Democrats?”*

Try it yourself. It’s easy. With a little practice, you’ll be winning arguments against even the best-informed anti-Trumpers.

Rest your brain. You’re not gonna need it. Now go grab a cold one and watch some Fox News.