How about "Moscow moment" for a #1 and "dropped a Trump" for #2.

My grandma used to call it Pluto and Goofy.

‘Potty’ as a general term for either, just a need to go to the bathroom. Pee or pee-pee and poop. Though my son, for passing gas, used the term ‘grump’, as in ‘oops, I grumped!’ Not sure where that came from!

To go stinky (when my son was being potty trained)

We're an up front family. My kids often announce "I pooped" generally when we have company and it will create the most awkwardness.

Pee or a poo with children . When I'm with adults "going for a wazz" it "gonna drop the kids off at the pool "

You're right... it's gross.

You had me at "gross"
How about "Heave a Havana"?

Take a dump (which can be amusingly altered to take a Trump), developed into "surface laying a barmine" when I was a Sapper!

My grandmother was unusually focused on crapping. When you came out of the bathroom she invariably asked if you had a good BM (bowel movement).

I've always called it pee & poop. If it stinks really bad we call it an explosion ?, lol

potty and poop

Pee pee and doody...

Heh. Given that my mom explained sex and reproduction using Grey's Anatomy (before I was in school), her use of "BM" (Bowel Movement) makes sense. Never found out where her family got the term "Make a Lake" from. My dad's was "take a leak" - which I've heard from other people.

When my kids did the "potty walk" (35 years ago) They would say "Turtle head".

Some adults are pathetic.

When I was little, my mom taught us to say "potty" or "BM" if there was a reason for her to know which one. Other kids in school would say #1 and #2.

With my kids, I think I used "potty" and "poop" and now my daughter has my grandkids say "pee" and "poop" and it's hilarious to be eating dinner, while my 4 year old grandson is announcing loudly from the bathroom, "I'm pooping!"

Kind of related, I remember laughing hilariously when my 5 year old son was a kindergartner and was learning geography at school. He called me into the bathroom excitedly, saying "I just made Madagascar!" Puzzled, I looked in the toilet bowl, and sure enough there was the shape of Madagascar made with the bubbles in his pee.

#1 #2 and #3 lol!!

My family didn't ask what type of bowel movements we had..it was all just "going to the bathroom." If we wanted to further describe it, we'd say we needed to "pee."

I don't ever recall being asked.

So southern!! It was 'tinkle' for "#1", and 'poo-poo'/"bm" for bowel movement....

What about my cutesy user name Level 9?

What are you a scatologist?

Wetty and Biggie. Flatulence was referred to as a "biggie racket" which is still my standard term for flatulence.

My sister and her daughter (my niece) used the word "shoo-shoo" for doing a #2.