If you found yourself standing on Judgement day, what would you have to say to God?
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I have given pleasure to the world, because I have such a beautiful ass.
(You probably have to be a Red Dwarf fan.)
NicoleCadmium
Level 7
Jan 2, 2018
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You spelled god wrong it's with a lower case
Gabriel_B
Level 6
Jan 2, 2018
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Ha ha ha! Lower case, just like the low scum be really is.
You made, "Lillith" and then "Eve" and expected ME to figure this relationship thing all by myself? You couldnt get it right (so the stories go) so why didnt you help me out a little?
JayJackson
Level 7
Jan 2, 2018
2
If you're real, send me back to show everyone, and no mental hospitals!!
Buketoballs43
Level 5
Jan 2, 2018
1
I'd sing "Born To Be Wild". Keep the motor running. Heading down the highway. Etc. etc.
Jack-of-scythes
Level 6
Jan 2, 2018
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Serious questions:
Why do you create terminally ill newborn babies?
Why does true evil (serial killers etc.) go unpunished by you?
Why do you grant fertility to people who make bad parents, and deny it to those who would make good ones?
Why do you sometimes give the green light to pregnancy when a 12 year old girl gets raped?
Is it that you really have no influence over what's going on down there right now? Or is it that you just don't care?
NicoleCadmium
Level 7
Jan 2, 2018
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I'd start with something along the lines of "WTF?" Then I'd tear into him/her/it/them.
IntellectualRN
Level 6
Jan 2, 2018
1
I want the highway to hell...because you are one sick Bastard
CeciRosane60
Level 7
Jan 2, 2018
1
If I was in front of god and I was dead, Id become a believer. Then ask him why he's such an asshole. but I'd say it very politely
steve148
Level 7
Jan 2, 2018
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hahahahahahahahahaha one must not forget to be polite.... good one
I can't imagine I'd have anything to say at first, this god has me at a disadvantage and knows it so should introduce itself to me somehow. After that I suppose I'll have questions, or it might have questions for me, if the discourse is comfortable I'll be happy to hear it's side of the story.
jillyem71
Level 3
Jan 2, 2018
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How dare you?
And I see that someone has already posted Stephen Fry's response.
Nothing to add to that really. Unless of course it wasn't the Jewish/Christian/Muslim god that is.
Uncorrugated
Level 7
Jan 4, 2018
0
You are charged with 95% of histories bad deeds and evading tax collection. How do you plead?
DragonDust
Level 6
Jan 3, 2018
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