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I met the man of my dreams. He was beautiful, intelligent, and over-the-top sexy. It was love at first sight.

We met in the elevator.

Unfortunately, I had just finished my Jalapeño Chili Pepper Spicy Nacho Habanero Chimichangas with refried beans and sour cream.

Our eyes met… the elevator doors closed… and the Chimichangas kicked in…

I got to say goodbye to him though as they wheeled him to the hospital. Those hazmat rescue guys sure were nice.

Benthoven 8 Jan 4
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I'm sure somewhere there is a guy for you with a vomit fetish. Why not? There's one out there for everything else!

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Heh! That may have been a joke, but a friend of mine had a habit at work of waiting until he was alone on elevators and cutting one. Then when the doors opened for other passengers, he'd step off nonchalantly whistling a happy tune as he waited merrily for the doors to close on his latest victims.

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I'm ravenous now.

No, but food does and it was my dinner time. Lol.

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Hear we're having Mexican weather? Chili today and hot tamale.

godef Level 7 Jan 4, 2018
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You had me going there for a while.

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LOL. It was a joke right?

Thank god yes... I'd never be able to show myself in public if it were real. 😉

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