Southern fried pork chops and mashed potatoes. My wife never cooks anymore so I eat whatever I can find in the fridge. I try not to focus on eating very much. I was a high school wrestler and I had to watch my weight all the time. The attitude stuck with me my whole life. I weigh myself everyday and eat according to how much I am over or under my weight target. However, I chew tobacco and that helps keep my weight down. I really love the chewing tobacco and prefer that to eating. I know this procedure is a bad idea but I am 66 and I play racketball 3 times a week. I guess if I died today, my weight would be acceptable. I know if I died today, I would have all the money I need.

All great choices (except that cigar. Tobacco will kill you.) but I’d do a Monte Cristo Sanwhich with organic Strawberry jam. Pesticides are the worst. I’d have my joint before dinner and vodka/ginger ale with carrot cake a--la-coffee-mode.

A huge jaw breaker.