Because there isn't any! Lol.
Hell threats and heaven bribes are not funny 25% of Americans are scared shitless without evidence and desperately accept the heaven lies so much so 5 year olds go to school bragging they are "saved" and all others are gleefully burned forever by their alleged bad god Satan Devil Diablo
Duh....theist cannot define what or where their alleged baby god Jesua Nasoret Jehovah YHWH Ghost Holes is made of ....their calendar is fake and back dated at least 4 years too late to fit fact checking. ...real King Herod died 4 BCE MAKING THE ENTIRE xmas story just another fiction because killing all the boys age 2 or younger NEVER HAPPENED and could not be ordered by Herod when he was dead 4 years into the fake calendar
It was a joke.