The first thing in the Bible that made me question it was the first story in Genesis. This was back in my freshman high school years. I live in the Philippines so everyone is batshit crazy religious Christians or a minority group of Muslims

So a few flips of pages in and I called it bullshit.

Adam and Eve had two sons. Cain and Abel. Cain murdered Abel. God super mad as hell. Cain said, fuck this I'm out. So Cain fled. The first fucking murderer escaped from the all-knowing God. God ultra fuming with anger now cus he can't find the fugitive.

Cain settled in some God-forsaken land where God's surveillance system don't work. Cain found a wife. From where??? Only three people exists since Cain strangled the life outa Abel so where did this bitch come from?

She a predecessor of Adam Eve combo too?

If so, did Adam n Eve produced another offspring who also fled and found Cain? Was she her sister?

They fornicated and made babies? Malformed in-bred babies that created a whole generation of in-bred human pedigree of dumb cavemen?

Incest is a sin right? A sin punishable by death so how did those fuckers went on populate the whole face of the planet with 7 billion smart and mindless critters 6-7 thousand yeats later?

Hmmmm.

Also, Satan the serpent offered my man Adam's babe, Eve a fruit of knowlwdge. Satan was a scientist bitchez. And God, hell this Biblical character like all religions wants to supress knowledge. He want no e-books and lab coats and telescopes and free porn. He don't want people to have access to knbowledge.

I can't fathom how some smart ass people who brag about PHDs and prestigious university degrees could believe this fairytale literally.