How many funny divorce storys do you have? Could be a book.

Mine in a nutshell: We often tend to judge others by our own intelligence level or scruples, meaning we are often over- or under-estimating somebody all the time. For instance, I thought my last husband was far more decent and honest than he was, and he thought I was far less intelligent, astute, and capable than I am. My mistake has cost me the last 18 years of my life, his will cost him materially for the next 13.

Best I can do for "funny", is that my ex got three days jail time for contempt of visitation.