I believe it was Baba Wahwah who was infamous not only for making interviewees weepy, but for asking them, "If you were an animal, what kind of animal would you be?"
Prior to posting this, I thought a little bit about how I'd answer that particular question, and here's what I came up with: I'd be a skunk because if you rile me up, I can be depended upon to make a stink! What's your answer?
I changed my mind. I want to be a male peacock spider so I can have a large, flashy booty and really cool dance moves
@JustLynnie No, I've been following Jurgen Otto
Bottlenose Dolphin--playful, intelligent, and utterly at home in the sea.
Hope you like sashimi!
@Carin I freakin' LOVE sashimi!
cuttlefish or octopus.
@RobLawrence hey who would not want to have 8 arms and a brain for each.
Don't they tend to be very short lived? I guess it doesn't feel short to them though.
Uh, I am an animal... so is everyone else
@RobLawrence dude...
A Rabbit...?
Indeed.
It isn't for access to carrots.
I would agree with him too If I were you..he is armed and scary..?
I have wolfish tendancies and I like to think I'd be a wolf, but my current state I'm more like a decrepit pug
A springer spaniel because they are both dopey and clever at the same time and can get away with making a lot of noise!
@RobLawrence yes, that's my owners problem and I would love it si?
Wolverine. They don't take shit from any animal. They've been known to attack polar bears.
Now I'm not admitting that I would want to be a kangaroo, but this would certainly come in handy at an orgy or if I were multi-amorous. (You see I'm a practical sort of person)
@RobLawrence Well there's that I spose but if you had looked at the meme yu would see that kangaroos have three vaginas (male kangaroo penises are divided into two) I was thinking that being a contortionist I could have sex with three men at once. (ok I lied about being a contortionist)
I am an animal - one with opposable thumbs. Failing my current incarnation, something innately annoying and tough, like a cockroach.
@Alvinsmama That would probably help me at work