If you asked me why I'm single, I'd give you a few reasons actually. For one, I have no desire to have ice cold feet put on my while I sleep. Or have my covers stolen. Or be used as a pillow while you snore and drool on me. And there's the choking and spanking part during sex. Like wtf? If you like pain that much, I'll throw some fucking Legos on the floor and we can walk around barefoot on them til we both orgasm. The more you know.
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