What have you all done when the Mormons and/or the Jehovah's witnesses come knocking at your door?
I've told about my uncle before. A woman and her daughter were coming down the street and he knew they were JW. When they stepped on the porch, he opened the door and invited them in with "Come on in, gals. The old lady is gone and we can have a GOOD time." They hightailed it.
When they ask what religion I am, I tell them I'm a witch. That was 2000, right after we moved to this house. We've been put on a "do not visit" list. Havent had anyone darken my door since.