Kelvin is my name I was named after Lord Kelvin the same as the scale. Someone has to balance out all those saints names

@273kelvin born in 1957 what is 273 all about ?

@273kelvin b thing c notes on a 7 scale ?

@GreenAtheist 273Kelvin is the freezing point of water aka iceman

@GreenAtheist b thing c notes on a 7 scale ?

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@273kelvin Val Kilmer F-14 pilot handle ICEMAN STUDENT TopGun US Navy Fighter Weapons School my base NAS MIRAMAR fake movie

Lol

Two soccer teams in my city Liverpool and Everton. One is either a red or a blue ie. a Liverpudlian or an Evertonion. As for my surprise, well I do a lot of work in the Asian community (Indian subcontinent) and they tend to be quite traditional. Also theoretical physicists are not someone one runs into every day.

@273kelvin Thanks for the explanation.

Two schools of thought in theoretical physics parallel universes (Hugh Everett) or not. Joke explained loses (if it ever had any) all humor.

@273kelvin sexism sort of spoils the joke delivery. ....I often make coy references during on the job chatting with a customer. ....I don't do it out of surprise but out of habit when I observe books art or hear casual references to notables of any field.....Sagan IS notable to Atheists and Astrophysicists commonly but Everton is not one of my SAGES punny

@GreenAtheist I was not aware of any sexism but perhaps I should have used the word delight rather than surprise

@273kelvin yes affirmation of a professional woman is a delight not a surprise. ...jokes have the element of surprise women in careers is no joke

@GreenAtheist A man gets a hernia on holiday in Thailand. A pretty nurse is shaving his genitals and says "dont worry its quite usual to get an erection during this procedure". "I don`t have an erection" he replies. To which the nurse says "yes but I do".

@GreenAtheist More seriously I would have made the same joke irrespective of gender. More over I think the inclusion of the ladies ethnicity and gender as a celebration of and publication of her career, rather than denigration of it. I have two daughters and want only for them to climb as high as they wish to.

@273kelvin is this supposed to warm homophobic crotches to male nurses in drag. ?

You try making a joke about theoretical physics

That's completely my point. I wouldn't. Why ... because it's not funny. Now elephant jokes ... they're funny! Haha!

Q: How can you tell if an elephant is in the refrigerator?
A: The door won’t shut.

Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in the refrigerator earlier?
A: Footprints in the butter.

Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge in the first place?
A: Open door; Insert elephant; Close door.

Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
A: Open door; Remove elephant; Insert giraffe; Close door
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Q: How do you stop a charging elephant?
A: Take away his credit card.

Q: What did Tarzan say when the elephants charged?
A: “Look out, here come the elephants!”

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: “Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!”

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants with sunglasses?
A: Nothing. He didn’t recognize them.

For starters!

@stomato how do you hide an elephant ina cherry tree?? Paint their toenails red!

@273kelvin a photon is getting a room at a hotel. The concierge asks if the photon needs it's luggage checked. "No, thank you. I'm traveling light."

@GrantSmith When Oxygen met Magnesium and it was like OMg

@273kelvin and sodium was just like "Na"

@273kelvin you try making a joke about theoretical mathematics ....I would if you know Professor Herb Silverman

Q: What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A: Open toad!

@MrLizard Laughing makes a joke legal and relevant. I can go for that validation.

@MrLizard Then you twist it on them... how often the stand up comedian complaint of his audience to be too slow or uneducated or not keeping up with what is current or too high to laugh or too drunk to process. That is one of the toughest jobs I know because depends on the audience and the audience sometimes not there to cooperate.

@MrLizard I will laugh to all your jokes if you laugh to all of mine. Joke telling is an artform.

@MrLizard I thought we have a deal.

@MrLizard See? The art of the deal.

@GipsyOfNewSpain TrumpOLINI Is not funny in his ART OF THE DEAL book or real life MUSSolini reINCARNATE

@GreenAtheist Like I said joke telling is an art but ALWAYS depends of the audience if you see trump in everything you hear. He won in his deal with you. You need to strip yourself of trump. He has Soured you.

@GipsyOfNewSpain wrong if ....... I have zero deals with TrumpOLINI ....some of my best friends are skilled comics not failures who blame honest people for bad material choices

@GipsyOfNewSpain not buying your sour shit

@GreenAtheist see? You are so sad and so much anger. Let the idiot go. You don't have to carry trump as your cross.

@GipsyOfNewSpain are you trying to piss me off about you ? Usually the xians say we Atheists "hate gawd" you keep ASSuME I hate TrumpOLINI when it is lie after lie I jolly well enjoy casting my wit over their low brows now yours

Had edit and repost my edit button is not functioning.

Funny except swapping in separate rooms sucks