That technically isn't "karma".
It's more akin to "what does the Magic 8 ball say?" as well as all the hoopla about walking under ladders, spilling salt, and breaking mirrors.

I use baked goods. If my scones rise i know it's gonna be a good day!

Me ex would relate how she would look at the car odometer and see an incredible coincidence of numbers like 123456 or 444444, and figured it to be a cosmic signal. I told her she constantly looked at the odometer subconsciously and never thought twice about it, except for the occasions she saw peculiar alignments of numbers.

Have a wank important decisions need to be made by the brain not the little head

I base all my decisions on chicken bones. When I toss them on the ground and the femur faces me I go with option number one. Because making my own decisions is beyond my abilities.