Is it just me, or has gravity gotten clingy?
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Maybe it would be less clingy if people stopped calling it flat, it’s a beautiful buxom sphere.
Funandfondles
Level 6
Jan 19, 2018
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Earth is jealous, she doesn't want us seeing other planets.
DavidLaDeau
Level 8
Jan 19, 2018
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The earth is flat. Gravity is a myth.
Zoidburg
Level 5
Jan 19, 2018
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The earth cannot be flat as we're still here. If the earth were flat cats would have knocked everything over the edge already. I have two cats, the they both think their name is "You little bitch!" which is what I say when I watch them knock stuff I just picked up off of my tables, dressers, etc. And they wait til I'm watching to do it, keeping eye contact with me.
@HippieChick58 You should know me better, by now, Hipster! Obviously I know the earth isn't flat! I have the same issue with my malmute, his tail knocks everything over!
@HippieChick58 Timely comment for me. This morning my cat knocked a roll of toilet paper into my sink, which was full of water because I was shaving at the time. I could of sworn I heard him laughing.
It's red dwarf all over again
@Rudy1962 Love it!! I love my independent wackadoodle cats.
@balou LOL!!
I started a book about anti-gravity -- I can't put it down!
Hominid
Level 7
Jan 19, 2018
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lol!!
Inspired by my daughter who was awarded second place in the Pure Elite Competition, I have been working out for the past several months and it feels good. A friend told me that when he recently looked in a mirror he was shocked to see how much weight he had gained in the past two years.
ASTRALMAX
Level 8
Jan 19, 2018
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I glanced in the mirror this morning and cam confirm: not only is it clingy, it is getting passive aggressive with me as well.
Kimberlydale79
Level 5
Jan 19, 2018
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Gravity has become my go to plastic surgery as going braless pulls the wrinkles out of my face.
sandyw1952
Level 6
Jan 19, 2018
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I have determined that the true formula for mass attraction (gravity) is missing two factors. The original: F = GMm / R^2
Must be modified so that the gravitational constant [G] -- brackets employed because parentheses yields a gift emoji -- takes into account these two factors. The first is an individual's age in years squared (a^2). The second is the individual's health on a scale from 0 to 10, with 10 being excellent health and 0 representing dead.
G then takes on the following value: Gmod = (G + a^2) / h (where h is the health scale value)
F = [(G + a^2) / h] * Mm / R^2
It is immediately apparent as age increases, the force exerted by gravity becomes exponentially greater. Likewise, as health decreases in value there is an additional linear increase in the level of this force until such time as ones health reaches zero, whereupon it is apparent that one ain't gonna get up no more no matter what value of R is used.
evidentialist
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Jan 19, 2018
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