Has he smitten you yet? If so, was it with lightning or did he just reach out and bitch slap you? I’m still waiting for the smiting I was told I would receive. Haven’t gotten it yet.
Has he smitten you yet? If so, was it with lightning or did he just reach out and bitch slap you? I’m still waiting for the smiting I was told I would receive. Haven’t gotten it yet.
I became an atheist at age 13, when I realized the Bible is just a book of stories written by men.
Have been a godless heathen so long, it feels normal. Welcome to the club!
Is that the "Godless Heathens For a Better World" club?
You are soooo gonna burn in HELL!
Hell? Oh you mean that concept of the Zoroastrians that the Hews adopted as a part of their own theology, after the Zoroastrians conquered them (yes the Jews, who were supposedly "chosen by god" were often conquered).
@snytiger6 Yeah, that Hell. Imps chewing on his nuts for eternity and stuff like that.
@Sgt_Spanky Is that like that Greek myth of the guy who had his liver eaten out by an eagle day after day for eternity? Kind of liek a really bad and "hellish" versing of "Groundhog Day".
@snytiger6 Except in Hell in called "Nuts Chewing Day" but there's no romantic subplot and, oddly enough, it still stars Bill Murray...and his nuts.