QUESTION Tennessee man flips car five times after letting 'Jesus take the wheel'
Some folks take song lyrics just too literally!
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I live in Memphis. This is typical down here. I laughed so hard
Stella-Luna
Level 4
Jan 27, 2018
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When you're trashed, even on weed, it's sometimes impossible to tell dreams from reality. He probably DID see "Jesus" -one can see all sorts of things when way too high.
birdingnut
Level 8
Jan 27, 2018
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Never had any weed that good. It would be quite the surprise.
I think what we have here is a case of a highly suggestible person. With a background that has set them up, no doubt to "trust". We are encouraged to trust in Him, Is there anything that god can't do? We con ourselves and feel virtuous gambling with fate. You don't have to be psychotic to be a believer, It would help speed it along of course.
Right up there with, Here, Hold my beer, I want to try that.
Or-Humanist
Level 7
Jan 26, 2018
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"Goddamnit, Jesus! You were supposed to be my designated driver, but you're drunk! Yeah, you think I didn't see you pull that water-to-wine trick at the bar, but I'm on to you. Go home, man. Have Mary Magdalene come and get you, or call on Lazarus and wake his ass up."
resserts
Level 8
Jan 26, 2018
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Oh the blasphemy on this page!!!!
Proof that religious people are an evolutionary dead end.
Gatovicolo
Level 8
Jan 26, 2018
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But they are breeding their quivers full!
Just encourage them to follow the Bible with you wharf to medicine. That’ll help. @misstuffy
Jezuss! sure has a sick sense of humor. 
MikeInBatonRouge
Level 8
Jan 26, 2018
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Snake xian country
GreenAtheist
Level 8
Jan 26, 2018
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He was speaking in gibberish...uh I mean in tongues
@misstuffy the disease is called glossilalia
IntellectualRN
Level 6
Jan 26, 2018
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I see Brandon and Colt, but not a Carlos in the bunch. And they are all just one-gloved Michael Jackson wannabes.
kiramea
Level 7
Jan 26, 2018
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That is Christians for you, blind faith, really really blind faith
Imaginary beings have always been shitty drivers, if they tell you they can take the wheel best to park, pull the keys, climb in the back seat and sleep it off.
HeathenFarmer
Level 8
Jan 26, 2018
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