I know his is a silly question cause I don’t believe in fairy tales, but this question just popped up in my mind after my little cousin, who doesn’t believe asked me his question after her church asked her. I think I’d look through the peephole, see who it was and as soon as I seen him, would never answer and go back to doing what I was doing. Hahaha I’m an evil *****!!!
I'd trey and do all the horrific things his followers did in his name to him. He'd keep coming back for more?
I would simply ask what are you doing at my door ?
I’d grab two bottles of water and have him turn them to IPA to prove he’s Big J. If he is I’d probably ask about afterlife dating tips and if dogs do or do not get into Heaven.
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"Great Halloween costume," I would say. "Sorry, I'm out of candy. Goodbye."