he has you well trained Azzow

I have no pet of my own. I refuse to be a slave. I enjoy other people's pets. And they like me but can't stay with me. I had gotten hooked my sister 3 lady chihuahuas with human bacon jerky and proactive belly rubs. So those are my tricks to them. If I want to see them "lively"... I ask "Anybody want to go outside?". I am trainable.

He sleeps really well. No command needed.

He gets fatter daily. He's consistent with this trick.

One of mine is a black lab and Rottweiler mix also. The other is a Great Labrodane (lab and Great Dane mix.) They can both open doors but in different ways. One uses his front paws and the other uses her nose (which only works for some doors, not the ones with round knobs.) The labradane used to be able to get out of the fence by digging until cement blocks were put in. She also does this weird thing when she comes inside. Instead of heading straight for the door, she has to do a perimeter sweep along the entire fence first. She also uses her nose to lift your hand if she thinks you are paying too much attention to your phone or computer. The lab-rottweiler mix is mostly good at stealing food..that and his love of chewng brand new books got him the nickname Rottenweiler.

My girl doesn't do jack for tricks. She's cute. She gets whatever she wants.

My cat can make a lot of noise if I'm still awake when he wants to go to bed.

10 year old mystery mutt:

Sit down, flop, shake, back up, come here, wait, get your baby, gimme a kiss, stick around, this side (of the street), go on, get your daddy, go lay down, go potty, go for walk, go on patrol...

She knows quite a few English words. She taught me to read her eyes and tail. We have great conversations.

She trained me to open the door when she scratches on it. (She only barks at robbers.)

I taught my cat to sit

We have a cat and a god, they make us run around after them, feed them, let them in, let them out,repeat endlessly

I have cats. The tricks are making mama run when she hears a crash from another room. And feeding them before she feeds herself. And the best trick of all, making Mama wad up cash register receipts into little balls which we will play with for hours and then shred for her to pick up.

When I had a Golden he was trained to wait when humans were on the stairs, to ring a bell when he wanted to go outside. He was trained to bark on command both with voice and hand signals. He had sit and stay down pat, and he'd search out a semi hidden object. He had several hand commands, I could have him lie down and wait from a distance. Chief was trained to wait until released when we put his food bowl on the floor, and he was trained (by accident) that "uh oh" meant go clean up food spills off the kitchen floor. The dog liked frozen broccoli. He would toss a biscuit off his nose and catch it. Do your duty meant go take a poop. Chief has been gone about 9 years. He was the best brother my girls ever had, and the fur son I never gave birth to. Best dog ever.

My dogs do really good impressions of couch cushions. And they have this foolproof way of making me do whatever they want me to do.

I have a solid black cat named Kayoss and he talks back. He's really not very vocal but he'll squeak back if I reprimand him for anything. If I tell him to get off the counter or fridge, I get a squeak and we'll keep going back and forth until I get up. He's very spoiled and comes when he's called by his name or a number of nick names.

Sit on my wife's lap and stair at me waiting for a cookie

Eat, sleep, poop and purr.

They disappear and they are very good at it.