I upset several devout Christians this afternoon. I informed them, that their devil ( Satan) and; reached a mutually beneficial agreement. If he exists, and there is a hell, upon my demise I get a job. To mete out the justly deserved punishment to the damned. It seems to me this would be a useful way to spend eternity. But nooooo! I have to believe in and submit to something or else! Bless their little hearts, BTW I'm from the deep south.
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Does Satan have an HR department or do you apply online?
AviatorJim
Level 6
Jan 28, 2018
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Why would the devil punish someone for doing bad? Why not god punish for doing bad?
Sarahroo29
Level 8
Jan 28, 2018
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I think it may be part of the franchise
Hard to think the devil would punish people who did his work on the earth while they were alive. You'd think he'd be giving them medals and parades.
AtheistInNC
Level 7
Jan 28, 2018
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I am an extreme metal DJ it's my life's work to upset christians! I love fucking with all the Ned Flanders out there.
AndyFreakingFord
Level 6
Jan 28, 2018
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