How do you want your obituary to read? This one actually made me laugh.
Wasn't looking forward to the Mrs' birthday. Well of course not! Got her a dust pan one year and probably spent every year after that trying to figure out how to top such a sign of love and devotion!
I wonder was his humour part of the recipe for such a long life? Reading between the lines, he seems to have lived a very fulfilling life.
They grow them tough out in this part of the world. My great grandfather lived to be 99. The nursing home had a party for his birthday. He swore he was 100 and died the next day.