What would your pet name you?
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Jesus if I stop feeding him for a week, I would accept master.
Castlepaloma
Level 8
May 30, 2023
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The Sporadically Treat-Dispensing Huntress. I mean, I go out for twenty minutes and come back with some bird, some parts of a cow, the choicest pieces of the pig, a side of salmon. I'm the greatest hunter ever. They are all in awe of my awesome prey slaughtering skills. Sometimes, they would call me Chauffeur, because basically I spend a lot of time driving them around to stuff they like to do.
seaspot_run
Level 7
Oct 8, 2018
4
Slave.
graceylou
Level 8
Oct 5, 2018
4
Goddamnit everyone beats me to the punch line!
My Adoration.
Izak my Dingo isn't a cuddler at all. He will not greet me ever empty handed, he will bring me something, anything he can find, bone, toy, rock,stick, leaf, blade of grass. Lately it's his bed, he drags it out of his kennel and runs to greet me. He screams when I get home, a very loud blood curdling scream, this is only for me! In the evenings he will lay on his bed in front of the TV and just stare at me for hours. He reads my emotions like no dog I ever had, I have to keep my anxiety under control or he will pick it up and it makes him almost unmanageable.
Ktcyan
Level 7
Dec 12, 2018
3
Warm Butt..she will predictably come into my room and sit down on my butt if I sleep on my stomach
thinkwithme
Level 7
Oct 6, 2018
4
A loose translation would be "He who has food and gives butt scratches"
clarkatticus
Level 7
Oct 5, 2018
5
Lovely Lettuce Lady (I have guinea pigs)
DoctoralZombie
Level 7
Oct 5, 2018
4
He's my "Rattie Roommate" and I'm his private chef and masseuse....
I love when he comes to me and just wants to snuggle and give little rattie kisses
If ratatoes have a language in their head and actually "name" things and beings, I hope he calls me something the equivalent of "security" and "love".
SkotlandSkye
Level 8
Oct 5, 2018
3
I wish I was not irrationally bothered by their tails, rats are interesting.
@DoctoralZombie I massage my roommates tail with coconut oil once a week...so it is soft to the touch. When I'm giving him a back rub, I run my hand down his back and then run my fingernails gently down his tail.....he loves that and just sits there and bruxes and boggles. 
@SkotlandSkye Awww, cute
"food and snuggles person"
Rustee
Level 7
Feb 23, 2019
3
I have 4 names also 2 Service Cats ...we save each others lives 5 years 6 months and a day now
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