Snogging.

I know a trick where a rubber band on two fingers mysteriously leaps to the other two fingers.

Putting on weight.

Giving a lady the space and support she needs to truly be happy and to still be there to give her the happiness and joy she deserves. I guess being supportive and non- clingy.

Shape notes.

Sleeping

I'm excellent at cribbage and target shooting. I am also a very cunning linguist.

roll a fat what??

I don't have no kinda truck with those things.

Im sorry. What is a C.V.?

Let’s just say that some of the knowledge I’ve gained as a sexuality educator has nothing to do with academics. ?

Gosh I can't do any of those things. I'm in awe!

Holding my liquor

I can sleep anywhere at any time.

What is a C.V.?

Laying perfectly still and thinking about absolutely nothing.

I should probably have been a CDL trucker instead of a chef.
I can drive a truck and any trailer/RV configuration and size (bumper pull, gooseneck/5th wheel) and I can back those trailers into a single lane tunnel if needed. I personally drive a 1 ton pick-up as my daily driver.
I grew up on a farm driving (and backing) all manner of farm tractors and equipment.
I've also logged over a million personal miles driven including driving from OK to AK and back and from CA to TN and KY to CA as well as IL to CA on Route 66.
I've also driven from Thurso to Exeter (GBR). As well as a hundreds of other driving trips --- including from San Diego, CA to Port Angeles, WA...and from PA to TX....and from TN to FL.....on and on

I like driving.

retired now but had very many different occupations in my life,think that i woudn't put Person Centred counselling tutor on it as it scares everone off as in oh no she's going to counsel me!!Help!!

Having fun.

I am not saying that I am good at Agnostics.com but most definitely not CV material ????..... Probably manipulating boobs either ????

I'm brilliant at pretending to be sick to have a day off work

I'm an excellent pussy grabber!!!

Too soon?????

Additional degrees.
I always hid them because nobody would give me a job saying I was over qualified. I got my first Wall Street, well paying job by saying I had an undergraduate degree. After 3 years, someone revealed that at an office Christmas party this guy was a nerd. They all laughed but my director took it seriously and gave me more responsibilities.

It is like it hurts you when you don't have 'em but they don't help much when you have 'em. Most of our classroom education is not table to work any ways. I have asked many people including 4 of my bosses (3 ex and one present) if they expected to work in this line. All said they studied something else and wanted to be something else. Today, I support the evolution of vocational education tied to a job or better yet to a career.

How about winning the family belching contest....yeah, I am that mom.