...what would be your first purchase?
Mine: a house by the sea and some land next to it for my friend who wants to set up a sanctuary for rescued rabbits.
Donate every cent to FFRF, the humanist, Engender Health and a few other like minded organizations.
I'd pay off all my bills and buy a house in the middle of no where. I almost went with mail order bride, but they always forget to drill holes in the box... ????
Best plausible deniability alibi that money could buy. The rest to be divided among my family. 50 % to my kids and 50% rest of my relatives. I will live off them.