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Welsh people: Why should you dig English graves 12 feet deep?

Because, deep down, they’re really good people. Told by Rick Steves on NPR.

Wafflestomp 6 Feb 5
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To avoid 'frost heave', ha ha!

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They fill the coffins with water. I heard some guy who does funerals for a living, say that.

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good people deep down you racist fool. old ones are the best

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As an Englishman, you won't mind me calling you a Welsh Sheep Shagger.

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Considering that Wales once ruled 20% of the U.K. I suggest that there are a lot of English with Welsh blood.

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As an English man I hope you won't mind me coming back at you πŸ™‚
How do you tell if a Welsh girl is a virgin? See if she can beat her brother in a race πŸ™‚

( I'll get my coat.....πŸ˜‰ )

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Work with a welshman tomoz, will try and remember this one

OK, I did tell my work mate and he came back with,
"Why do they have so many hills in Wales?"
The won so much land from the English they had to store it somewhere."

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Because 13 feet will be too deep? or bad luck?

It's so wet in Wales they have an extra digit on each hand and foot to help with paddling their coracles. As a result they only count in dozens.

They had a problem when the country went metric - I think that they now call 10 "one sixth of five dozen".
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@FrayedBear Oh no... so that is why americans couldn't convert to metric system. Inability to adapt to the rest of the world.

@GipsyOfNewSpain Waterlogged over there also? ROFL Don't ask about the baker's dozen!

@FrayedBear you right about that one.

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Why don't ocean sharks attack drowning lawyers?

Professional courtesy!

Good one. πŸ™‚

What has that got to do with Welshmen?

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I have heard that joke about lawyers too!

JK666 Level 7 Feb 6, 2018
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