Religion is like a penis.
; ) ; ) ; ) This cracked me up.
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Mom, what's a penis?
DZhukovin
Level 7
July 7, 2018
2
It kills me when the religious right complains about what they are supposed to tell their kids about some pee pee parts issue. We'll, maybe, just maybe, it called being a parent. Of course, they ignore other pee pee parts issues when it's their guy saying something vulgar...cough, Trump, cough.
If religion is like a penis then I must be a unick but I have a penis the religiosity sucks
Millerski25
Level 6
June 25, 2018
3
would you be proud of something you were born with and had no choice about?
Of course I'm talking
educatedredneck
Level 7
June 19, 2018
3
When it's hard you get fucked and when it's soft you can't beat it
lerlo
Level 8
May 17, 2018
3
So you never had your limp penis beaten? Oh my, did I really answer that?!
@girlwithsmiles naughty girl...
@lerlo sorry, how will my Christian guilt about sex allow me to live with the shame!!
@girlwithsmiles good sex cures all...didnt Aristotle know any bad women?
@lerlo perhaps bad women don't repent? I'm obviously good 
@girlwithsmiles and that's the same smirk you had on your face when you typed it...
@girlwithsmiles ladies you’ll open the flood gates to every distasteful jokes you ever heard (irony)
Over obedience so you don't go to hell. Is really swallowing the whole Satan's Dong.
Why not, just save Satan? So we can move on changing this prison planet.
Castlepaloma
Level 8
Feb 7, 2018
2
Oh no..... yikes! The first part might be a hit in a bar... maybe... the last part is spooky..lol
BucketlistBob
Level 8
Feb 7, 2018
1
I love it!! Succinct and dare I say it, to the point.
silverotter11
Level 9
Mar 31, 2019
2
What's the smartest thing to come out of a woman's ? mouth? (remember this is a joke. Just like the Billboard) answer. Einstein's dick.
Puzzlement
Level 5
Jan 17, 2019
2
I must say, I held my breath as this post loaded, waiting to see some serious gender hate. Instead I lol'd.
Cuberon_Blocket
Level 4
Jan 5, 2019
2
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