Why are you such a dick to innocent people?

SHIT ! This is a surprise !!

Probably be inclined to punch him in the nose then ask questions.

I'd say, "Given that you chose to align yourself with the likes of Pat Robertson and Joel Osteen, is it any wonder I wanted nothing to do with you?"

You owe mankind an apology. For penance, banish yourself to hell.

Childhood cancer, bad idea Bro. You could have stopped so much crap and you didn't, what kind of sick psychopath are you?

Your job performance really sucks .Is it due to your incompetence,or maybe,just maybe,because you don’t give a shit.

Just kidding!

You don't really play fair, do you?

"Now what?"

You are nothing more than a deadbeat dad, why are you so afraid of humans? Interact with them, so they don't have to make up all those fantastic stories about you!

As I am sure that "God" as portrayed in the stories made up by humans is a fantasy. If there was life beyond death and whoever/whatever "is" responsible for creating the universe then my question would be...What is the reason for the creation and what is the endgame?

"your fly,s open"

If I met the god that was taught to me, I would ask why an all-knowing person didn't even know how to solve poverty or overcome being an asshole.

Where were you, and why are you so lazy. You didn't do anything good.

Move over. There's a new kid in town.

Not bad, still needs work though.

REALLY!! ....Of all the possible plans, this was the best you could do?

Have you ever watched the series Supernatural? I've been binge-watching. In season 11 they talk at length about God and his cowardice for running away. And then in the last few episodes of the season, here comes God... as a writer... It's really quite clever. And yes, they get to tell him all the stuff we wish we could tell him.

"How dare you? I'll give you just five minutes to justify the evils you created and then you can ask my forgiveness but don't count on getting it!"

Why so secretive? It's not like it's time travel and fucking butterflies?

Tare it down and start again. I'll help you if you're so bankrupt for ideas on how to do it right.

What makes you think you can say anything when you die?

What now? I think if I was a god, I would probably do it much the same way. Make it and let them take it or break it. Life is a big toy. It's up to the kids to take care of it. If there is a god. But then again, I am trying to make assumptions about a being who created everything, so the idea that I could even vaguely understand is just mind boggling. I probably wouldn't do any finger pointing. That's kinda like a baby being mad that it can't reach it's hangy things (mobile) and wants to blame the blurry big things (parents) who stand around his barred nest (crib).

That cannot happen in my death.