Want Ad for a Partner
Looking for someone who has these characteristics:
Kindness
Listens
Shows he cares with the little things he does.
Intelligent.
Funny, dry humor & wit.
Will play online games with me.
Will travel with me.
Who watches scary movies with me.
Who makes love intimately. (Whether he can get it up or not-not really important but it would be a bonus.)
Can be fat.
Can be thin.
Can have a beard.
Does not drink to excess.
Does not smoke.
Please send message.
OH almost forgot.------->NO TRUMP VOTERS SUPPORTERS LOVERS.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.I was also thinking about placing an ad . It will read as follows: Looking for 95+ female. Must be very wealthy, heavy smoker, terminally ill, She can not have any heirs, Oh I almost forgot, must have bad cough.
steve148
Level 7
Feb 8, 2018
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Guess that leaves me off. Not wealthy. Non-smoker. Not terminally ill. Have two kids. I do have a cough off and on.
I can say yes to all your requirements and may I say even add some. Only problem I can see is getting a cab back and forward to your place every evening, with me being in London. There is always a snag, isn’t there. James
Leon
Level 5
Feb 8, 2018
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Always but we can still be friends. Besides with who our President is I may need asylum in the mother country soon 
PPS what about what "he" wants? Or is it just a slave that you look for?
FrayedBear
Level 9
Feb 8, 2018
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How can I know what he wants? Unless he says what he wants.
PS don't do on-line games and long over watching scary movies ... looking in the mirror is bad enough!
FrayedBear
Level 9
Feb 8, 2018
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Yeah I once put up an ad that said "fat ugly bloke looking for gorgeous brainy woman with gsoh & huge libido" the bottom lined with rip off phone number tags. Didnt get one ripped off let alone a phone call!
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Feb 8, 2018
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