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Your best short jokes

I call bingo once a month at the care facility and I try to liven things up with a little humor between rounds while prizes are being handed out. I need new material for tomorrow. What do you have that's short, clean, and sweet? I won't tell them the jokes came from a bunch of godless miscreants.
Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac? He laid awake at night wondering if there was a dog.

BawdyEclectic 6 Feb 9
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A billionaire, a chauvinist and a pathological liar walk into the bar
Bartender says what can I get you Mr, President

EMC2 Level 8 Feb 10, 2018
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What are you as stupid as I look?

EMC2 Level 8 Feb 10, 2018
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These seem fun. Puns always work.

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