I call bingo once a month at the care facility and I try to liven things up with a little humor between rounds while prizes are being handed out. I need new material for tomorrow. What do you have that's short, clean, and sweet? I won't tell them the jokes came from a bunch of godless miscreants.
Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac? He laid awake at night wondering if there was a dog.