Your love language?

Over my years of fanatic interest in psychology I've learned there are five hypothesized love languages

Acts of kindness

Gift giving

Quality time

Words of adoration

Physical touch (non sexual)

A big factor in failed relationships can be misaligned love languages. If you don't speak a language it won't make sense. For example, I don't understand gift giving. I can pick out what I need better than anyone else, don't waste your money. What languages do you speak? Do you not speak? Any crazy instances where others just didn't get it?