I'm SURE you will all be queuing up to obtain this prestigious DOCTORATE OF ESCATOLOGY! I mean, who DOESN"T want a DOE?!!! (DE?) When the world ends, though, does your degree still matter? In case of rapture, call your nearest DOE??? Idk.....
Ha. And what would one do with said expensive piece of toilet paper. You can, for free, become a legal minister, able to marry people in 48 states online. A much cheaper option.