Coolest pro-masturbation song ever...for guys at least.

You need some love You must have the blues
Ain't but the one thing A good man can do
He do the shake The rattlesnake shake
Man, do the shake Yes, and jerk away the blues Now, jerk it

Now, I know this guy His name is Mick
Now, he don't care when he ain't got no chick He do the shake
The rattlesnake shake Yes, he do the shake
And jerks away the blues Now, jerk it

So, it appears that we have a whole lot of lonely, self-pleasuring members on this site. Isn't it supposed to be a dating site too? I think a number of us need to get together. Hahaha!

The comments are as good as the post. I'd rather be alone with myself than alone with someone else. Maybe an other will come along but in the mean times it works.

I tell potential partners that I am celibate, if I'm not counting sex with myself. It's amazing to me how many people want to jump right into the bedroom before really getting to know someone. And by getting to know someone I don't mean just a few dates.

Guilt free masturbation is one of the best things about being an atheist.

The masturbation phobia in the US is baffling to me.
People in other countries don't care, so it must be a leftover from US Puritan times.
Why is something benign you do in private anyone's business?

It's biological healthy. It's good for your body and your mind. I'll never understand an argument that it's bad.

It's not sex? Damn! And here I thought I was dating my hands.

I recently had so much self-love that I got tennis elbow. This is a true story. When I posted it on my Facebook that I had tennis elbow all my friends knew why. Masturbation is the best way to love yourself.

Perfectly natural and healthy. I say enjoy yourself.

Men and a lot of women are wankers or liars. it's normal and a good release at worst and really enjoyable at best. it can be great having a partner and watch each other. I don't and never have understood the hangups with sex. I mean every living thing makes more of itself. watch bonobo chimps if you want to see some serious sex and wanking going on without any inhibitions. no one bats an eyelid if a dog licks its nuts or even fucks but get a human naked and that's a whole different thing to humans. as you've noticed on tv and news most of the people we are supposed to look up to do the most depraved things that I would never do.

It's good enough for me ... for now anyway (and for a while)! It's like sipping chardonnay between whiskey benders. It's a good way to get you by. My face is so red right now!! Haha!

The only problem with masturbation is that I already know all of my own tricks! Dammit!!!

Not only is it good enough in the meantime - it's all you have. That is, until they start selling those female and male sex robots for a reasonable price !

Had to stick my foot in the door. When you see "masturbation" as the first word in a post.

Whaddya mean it ain't sex? Is too!!
It happens to be the only kind I'm getting, so it counts!

Any sexual activity that does not violate another person's freedom or consent should be permissible. Certainly that is one area religion tries to regulate and ultimately corrupts.

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.