The article actually says, "he opted to discharge himself". Well yeah. That's the problem: he discharged himself into himself!
What an idiot! At least, he did not impregnate a woman and passed on his looney-tunes genetic material to another human beng.
I think there is widespread anecdotal evidence for this experiment. My girl says she always feels better whenever I inject her with my semen. Mouth vag or ass and she's happy for a day or two. I think I'll apply for a grant based on my theory. Probably get a zillion bucks for this one. Gov guys would love to have a study they could point to saying cum is good for women.