I love Monty Python. Lumberjack Song link:

I've never understood the concerns of the anti abortionists. Why can't they imagine the happy little unborn souls skipping around the golden streets of Heaven unscathed by misery and loss? And why should the streets be gold after all? What would provide gold it's value other than its beauty? But Mahogany and travertine are beautiful as well. And the sperm. . . . Well maybe they could meet up with a disguarded egg and become one in Heaven. After all God can do anything, right?

I also like "All Things Dull and Ugly"

Totally hilarious, just what that piece of nonsense deserves.

I remember the raucous laughing and giggling during the class on religion during high school about this very subject. The lot of us were going to hell. The timing of teaching that idea when kids are coming into puberty was hilarious.

That except is so often made excuses for as heinous as the story goes. It upsets me. The apologists say that humans make those errors and god has nothing to do with it.

Yes - so are all the microorganisms slaughtered everytime we wash hands.

One of my favorites.

It always makes me think of the last time I masturbated.

Equal opportunity satire requires that I post this in turn at Protestant expense: