You know a great joke well at least in my mind could be adapted to this silliness.

A woman was at her gynecologist for an exam. She was sitting in the exam chair and the gynecologist says, "hmmmm, you're going to have to stop masturbating." The woman answers, "Oh? Why is that?" The doctor says, "Well, I'm trying to give you an exam."

I also got a picture of a billboard when I went to that page... "You can't hold hands with God while you're masturbating"

Well, why not? Couldn't God just hold one hand? I mean, I've held hands with a girlfriend before while... wait, never mind... forget I mentioned it.

When I saw the word clitoris I was immediately drawn to this post.

"Trick or Treat !"

I swear when I read the headline, I thought it woudl be a great line in an SNL sketch/skit.

The same people will tell you how god cannot tempt a person into evil, but if god exited, then he put the clitoris there and ti give pleasure, so knowing everything, he knew what people would do. I also find it interesting that in men, the prostate is located right next tot he rectum, which akes anal sex pleasurable to men. I mean, if an all knowing god actually existed, one woudl have to assume he knew what he was doing.

I think it is more likley that religions do their best to oppress people by teaching fear, guilt and shame when it comes to anything sexual. Virtually everyone's behavior is guided by soem extent by their innate sexual insticts (the exception being asexuals), which are a part of our nature. Wht better way to control people then by making them feel ashamed and guilt over what comes natural to them?

Apparently back in the mid 19th century a certain Dr Kellogg recommended that girls have their clitorises removed to prevent masturbation. Not any different from the Arab world's FGM. And this is the same attitude.

About 95% convinced at this point that the site is satire. There seems to be some connection to stopmasturbationnow.org, which is definitely satirical. Still, I haven't yet seen the clear proof of the connection between the CMAM FB page and SMN, but I'm pretty sure CMAM is as much satire as SMN.

I don't know since I have never rang one. LOL

I hope it is. Perfectly justifies a game of Ding Dong Ditch.....

Jesus! I mean...JESUS! Life without masturbation? JESUS!

The clitoris is Gods doorbell because God is a woman!

I am cursed I just love to hear those chimes!

The clitoris serves no other purpose but to give pleasure and pleasure alone.

I think that might be my new pet name for her! LOL

Haven't we learned anything from those poor women victims of "female circumcision"? A rose by another name... Barbarism. how much suffering must women endure in the name of some god?

The little man in the boat never did no harm to nobody.

The title gave me a huge laugh. So, I suppose the penis is god's nightstick.

Hmmm, it brings to mind the song "Ring my bell" by Anita Ward

Ringringringringring! Open up!

How do they even come up with this stuff?