I have never been ,"flat." But wasn't happy when I put on weight . However , I was sitting on a resin chair , weeding the plants around the house foundation , and on two different occasions , men came into my yard , bagan chatting me up , and returned several times to try to start relationships . Some guys , like ,"having something to hold onto ."

Oh my! If this is true then I should live for the next 300 years!

I love the slim, ten-year-old-boy figures of Thai women under 40 yrs old. They are almost flat chested, with impossibly narrow thighs.

They naturally have the figures that Caucasian runway models usually must have to starve themselves and take Cocaine to get.

I only weight 100 lbs, but my figure still looks like a rounded Caucasian (sigh).

I don't know if this is true butt, I certainly hope so!

This is amusing but probably not very scientifically valid.

I like small butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny. When a girl walks in with a big sink in your face I get sick. Cuz I like a toothpick. Look at those jeans she's wearing, her pants are almost tearing. No baby I like a flat booty, that's tooty fruity.

The two smartest women I ever met did not have big butts. Beyond that, I got nuthin.

What about the no-butt women? I can’t wait to find that out!

I would like to see their sources. Something doesn't add up, here. Yes, that serves as my rebuttal.

I prefer the term well-rounded and I can not lie...

But, but...