These are not the droids your looking for.

You can't suck liquid out of a straw if you're higher than 13 feet (with a 13' straw) because earth's atmosphere isn't heavy enough (atmospheric pressure) to push it past that height.

don't whiz on the electric fence...

All of the lyrics to the Gilligan's Island theme song.

In D&D 5e, a Half-orc rouge can do 5x damage on a critical hit, making it the most damaging character class.

Would you like to start to knit, or crochet, or sew? Would you like to make some lip balm, or soap. Soap is fun, you get to play with lye. Do you want to make a quilt? I promise if I get you hooked on quilting you will not thank me, but you also will love it. I can spend hours in fabric stores and planning. And then cutting, and sewing and pressing, and cutting and sewing and pressing again. And sewing and pressing, and sewing and pressing again.

That, despite all that you see, there are still a few good people on the planet.

there are dangerous trees in Allen park. LOL

Buckeyes are useless nuts.

Remove the words I can't from your vocabulary.

If someone doesn't like you for who you are. You better off without them.

The Spitfire was impaired in negative G maneuvers due to its gravity fed carburetor.

Don't cut your grass in the hottest part of the day.

Never smell fingers after scratching bum !!

i could give you a 4 hour lecture on the history and relevance of the grateful dead

It's a very bad idea to walk through your living room in the dark if you happen to have an anvil there.

Black wire to black wire white to white, unless the white is painted black, then it's hot

That there are 39.37 inches in a meter (or metre, if you prefer).

Love is the only thing that matters. True, unconditional love of self.

External fuses protect the wire from catching on fire. Internal fuses prevent the device from being damaged.

“If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.” ? Mark Twain

If Twain were alive today, he might say, "If you don't listen to network news, you're uninformed. if you listen to network news, you're mis-informed."

However, today we have alternative news, including Al Jazeera, TYT on youtube, Jimmy Dore on youtube, PBS, BBC, and others especially if you speak a language other than English. Now we can be uninformed, mis-informed, or confused.

That you can spend a wonderful evening with friends, enjoy the fire, the wine, life, company, love, and call it a perfectly fulfilling day, without having to learn anything.

The potato chips go in the cupboard, and the cheese goes in the refrigerator... not the other way around. Just speaking for a friend.

That I'm ambidextrous.

I would be a great father if I marry a woman trying to have a son. ...my 2 great daughters are proof of my abilities