Have you ever discovered you sang the lyrics to a song incorrectly, yet sure that you had them right?

I used to get a little nervous when my kids were little and “Smoke two joints” by Sublime would come on the radio..

Then I heard my son sing that song in his own way..

“I spoke to Joyce in the morning, I spoke to Joyce at night..”

Sigh of relief

There was a used car dealership commercial whose jingle I had wrong, and my sister never let me live it down..

The jingle lyrics were, “If you wanna buy a car, go see Cal”

I sang “If you wanna buy a car, pussycow”

Yeah.. pussycow seemed legit to my 5 year old mind.