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Me being bitter at pedestrians: Walk on the side of the footpath that is the same side you drive on the road. Give way to oncoming pedestrians on the opposite side of that. When slow, stay on the extreme side to give faster people right of way towards the middle.

I’m not very good with etiquette. The basis seems to be social control of the individual. Not a fan. I’ll cover my mouth or turn away when coughing or sneezing.

love your rules, never lie

I always go by the Golden Rule: do to others you have them do to you. Yeah, I know, it's from the Bible. But Jesus was referring to the law of Moses so even he stole it from someone else.

Perhaps simply treating others the way you wish to be treated.

I know someone on FB who tried to pass this list off as their own.

When passing people to and from seating in a crowded situation such as a theater it's polite to face the people sitting so your ass isn't in their face. There ya go

How about those old chestnuts..’please and thank you’. That would be a great start.

Don’t pick your nose in a public place.
Don’t pass gas in a crowded room.
Don’t publicly scratch your rear end.
Don’t eat off someone else’s plate.
Don’t intentionally hurt some else’s feelings with hour just cause.
If you can avoid hurting someone, do so.

"huh" is not a word. It's a grunt. If you grunt at me, immediately dismiss any illusion that we are engaged in conversation.

Do unto others. Why is that one so hard to understand?

No one eats until the senior lady at the table has set food to mouth.