Sometimes ... just sometimes ... people say things so obvious that it makes you mad. So mad that you wanna be a real dick with cheese. Not just a normal dick mind you - but a kind of dick with a special extra. A little more than just a dick.
Just sometimes?
One of my favorite lines off of MASH is when Hawkeye tells Frank, "You invite abuse... it would be impolite not to accept it!"
I miss MASH and BF Pierce ... aggravated doc surge.