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LINK Texas Law Would Fine Men For Masturbating, Require Rectal Exam For Viagra | Michael Stone

If a man and woman are having sex outside of a christian marriage, and there's oral sex performed, would the couple be required to save anything spit out, for when the dude is married??? What if she were to swallow all of the possible kiddies, are the both going to be tried as murderers??

#Masturbation #Christian #marriage #Oralsex #Texas #laws #sex
Stevil 8 Mar 14
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Level 7

This is a ridiculous law which would never pass.

SHOULD never pass, but we all know that is not a good enough reason for it to fail...
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Level 8

Another good reason to not live in Texas.

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Level 8

So funny! What is good for the goose is good for the gander!

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Level 9

they forgot to mention the job opportunity of being semen police

@Stevil - this would be my suggestion...
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Level 9

sure

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Level 8

These are hilarious!

BD66 Level 8 Mar 14, 2019
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Gotta hand it to the religious nuts. At least the’re starting to show some consistency when it comes to gender and sexual behavior. They’re proposing equally crazy shit for both sexes now.

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Level 8

Mother Mary: DON'T DO THAT! You're KILLING those poor little babies!
Boy: Aww! I'm just releasin em back into the wilds!

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Level 8

Haha! Your tax dollars hard at work. Good one Texas!

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Level 7

A commenter in the mySA.com noted that her colleagues probably will not get it. dumbasses.

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Level 8

It all sounds pretty kooky to me!

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