I definitely could have used this line on a past few relationships...
Yea, but it's always afterwards that you know.
Well they do say that people tend to be wiser with the benefit of hindsight.
@LetzGetReal Maybe... but more like just, from an old bastard.... me
Anthony Jeselnik is one of my favorite comedians. He's one of the few comedians who manages to catch me off guard on a regular basis. And I love that nothing is off limits in his comedy. Dark, irreverent humor speaks to me.
He is a funny guy, I have heard him a couple times.. very intelligent man that brings humor into things you wouldn't normally think of.
I’m watching him now on Netflix.
I recently posted on Facebook this statement "Religion if the Tool of the Psychopath", and I had a really bad reaction from a person who must be Christian, but who calls herself an Agnostic.
I do think there are some trolls on here pretending to be something they are not.. ironic isn't it, what are they trying to prove anyways..
@mistymoon77 yep, trolls have a tendency of not showing their face or bother with a bio but they post a lot of bullshit.
@mistymoon77 Why, they are trying to "save" us, no doubt. Totally for our own good, of course! (LMFAO!)
@mistymoon77 Years ago on AOL Astrology chat every 5 minutes a bible thumper would start spouting "You devil worshipers are all going to hell!" I tell them "You are going about this the wrong way." and they would try to say some bible quote out of context. Pointless!
I think we have clearly seen that psychopaths do regularly use religion as a tool. Its right to say that if its what we clearly observe.
The tool of the psychopath, absolutely. Voltaire said it perfectly, "if you can induce them to believe absurdities, you can get them to commit atrocities." Hitler did it, Nazism is a religion; Oliver Cromwell did it invading Ireland in the name of Anglicanism; the Crusaders caused the blood in Jerusalem to be ankle deep, according to eyewitness historians. The list goes on and on.
@mudhen I have always maintained that religion is a mental illness.
@phxbillcee saving us sounds like a “fun” hobby that they wil never win.
HaHaHa.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
Now that's really funny, in a lingering, pithy way! Good One!!
I thought less about morons then the more I thought about the more I knew their were and are pathetic morons. Meant that yesterday.
I used to be a schizophrenic but we're OK now!
Oh, yeah... definitely gonna commit this one to memory.
This is the best way to describe my ex husband 8)
Mine as well.
This guy is hilarious. If you don't mind some "sick" jokes, see his Netflix special "Thoughts & Prayers". I miss his Comedy Central show.
I love sick jokes.. I have a demented twisted warped sense of humor so ya.. bring it on..
@mistymoon77 My kinda gal! I saw above that you've heard some of his stuff, so you are forewarned. His Eric Clapton joke from that special is surely twisted, & that's just one "dead baby" joke!
Yeah, I've watched that one several times on Netflix.
@birdingnut So have I, just to try to memorize most of his jokes!
If it's streaming on Netflix I'm gonna watch it!
This has gotten so many laughs with me and I also found out many of my religious friends don't have much of a sense of humor.
Mocking their God, no they tend not to laugh. Shame as they're missing out
This is an outrageously funny line that will certainly enrage trump supporters when I tweak it a bit. Thank you for introducing me to this guy. With and humor...what's not to like?
heh...my plan exactly! and let's not neglect the godbots!
I'd never join a club that had me for a member
I believe that's a quote from Groucho Marks .
Groucho is the kind of great puns like that one.
"This morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas, I'll never know."
Some of his quoted are kinda sexist or gross, but still funny, such as:
"Behind every great man is a great woman. And behind her, is the man's wife."
@Cast1es Definitely Groucho!