I need a good laugh. It's been 2.5 months since I laughed at anything. I hear it is the best medicine. I think I've forgotten what the sound of my laugher sounds like. I want to hear myself laughing instead of crying. I find religion jokes the funniest.
Smiles for days here: [redditp.com]
I attached my personal favorite.
Hmmm...
Look in the " cheesy jokes " section of this site and read some of my better ones.
Okay.
At the last supper, Jesus grabbed hold of the bread, broke it in half and said 'This represents my body. The he took hold of the wine, poured it and said 'this represents my blood'. Just as Jesus was about to grab hold of the mayonnaise Judas said 'Look, I am gonna have to stop you right there'
I've heard that one. Lol. I told my boss that one.