"Do not be afraid, we are your friends" (said the aliens from Mars Attacks before they zapped you). Not sure how relevant that is here, but "his" post made me think of it. LOL!)
I honestly think that Frederick is a Nigerian Scam artist looking for a victim....I mean, seriously, "as a result of me being widowed"....who talks like that??
He must have taken exception to being called a robot. "I, Frederick" has walked off leaving the echoing sound of a whirling fan and well-oiled gears.....