When the space aliens official arrive and assuming you're not featured in their celebratory arrival dinner, which would you choose as your fate? 1. The Galactic Zoo. Here you will live out your life in a familiar, perhaps even comfortable environment while being stared at for most of the day possibly by beings with many eyes. -or- 2. The Pan-Galactic Circus. Otherwise known as the "Greatest Show in the Universe". Here you will learn some special skill or trick to perform a couple times a day and kept in a healthy but somewhat confined area during non-performance times. You might get to see interesting places and beings from ather worlds as they pay for the privlege of feeding you or having a picture with you.
I'll just eat the aliens off a spit roast.