FTA: There are two contrasting explanations for how Pastafarianism (officially known as the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster) came into being. The first is that an invisible monster, comprising a tangle of spaghetti flanked by two meatballs, created the universe after a bout of heavy drinking. For hundreds of years, his followers – pirates, mainly – worshipped in secret. Only recently has it become better known.
The second explanation is that Bobby Henderson, a young physics graduate from Oregon State University, wrote to the Kansas Board of Education in 2005 to protest against a proposal to teach “intelligent design” alongside evolution in secondary schools. The arguments supporting a scientific basis for intelligent design, he wrote, apply just as well to a universe created by a flying spaghetti monster.
Much of our traditions just happen, and either it sticks or it doesn’t. Like spaghetti
Bobby Henderson
“I fully expect, then, that this FSM theory will be admitted into accepted science with a minimum of apparently unnecessary bureaucratic nonsense, including the peer-review process.”
When ignored, he posted his letter on the web, where it became an internet phenomenon.
If you don't worship the giant spaghetti monster,,, you will be boiled in marinara forever and ever!
Untrue, heathen devil!!! Pastafarian heaven has a beer volcano & a stripper factory. Pastafarian hell is exactly the same, except the beer is flat & the strippers have STD's.
Just from the beginning one day one: water, flour, eggs, on day two mixed to together; on day three run through a pasta press in to noodles or spaghetti!
Day four boiled; day five served with garlic and tomatoes! Day six eaten! Day seven defecated into a bowls that flushes!
All it took the Flying Spaghetti Monster to devour the universe and beyond!
A layman theory of digestion?